Wilbur (Girls) Lyrics

 

Lyrics "Wilbur (Girls)" by Bogofish

Wilbur (Girls)

Well I got a sad story that I want to relate

Bout a young soccer player that thought she was great

She wanted to kick that ball like Wambach would

Well she kicked that ball with all her might

She hit that ball so hard it cried

That's when that tattered ball planned his revenge

Wilbur, Wilbur - the soccer ball that came to life

Wilbur, Wilbur - he's gonna get you back tonight

Well all the lights had been put out

The place was asleep, except for a mouse

And that ball on the field began to roll uphill

The players were nestled, all snug in their beds

While visions of star crunches danced in their heads

The ball rolled up to the first group of girls he could find

Wilbur, Wilbur - the soccer ball that came to life
Wilbur, Wilbur - he's gonna get you back

He's gonna HIT you back, He's gonna get you back tonight... Ah Hahahahahahaha

Well he slammed through the door like a bull on the run

And commenced to pop them one by one

Breakin arms and legs and hips - gettin his revenge

Well the cook got a knife and snuck round back

Stabbed the ball and squashed it flat

Laid it behind the building under a big ole rock

When the sun arose it became quite clear

That soccer ball had disappeared

Remains a mystery even to this day

Wilbur, Wilbur - the soccer ball that came to life
Wilbur, Wilbur - he's gonna get you back
He's gonna HIT you back, He's gonna get you back tonight... Ah Hahahahahahaha

So when you're out on the field and you're startin to kick,  give a little look at what you might hit

Cause ole Wilbur just might visit us once again

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