Soccer Mom Lyrics

 

Lyrics "Soccer Mom" by Bogofish  

 

Soccer Mom                                                                                    140bpm
An angry bird player, candy crusher - she's not playin yatzee

Got her camera at the ready, cause she is a mammarazzi

Got plan A B and C, cause sometimes you cannot drive

There's carrot sticks and trail mix and probiotics live

The crowd starts to gather when she says, here you go fellas

She's decked out in style - fashion shades and sport umbrella

     Soccer Mom, Soccer Mom, you rock on    F7  C  G  C

    Cause everybody loves a soccer mom

    Soccer Mom, Soccer Mom, you rock on

    Cause everybody loves a soccer mom

    Dum, Da Da Da Da Dum, Da Dum Da Da Da Da Dum              C  F7  C  F7  C  G  C

    Dum, Da Da Da Da Da Da, Da Dum Da Da Da Dum

If something breaks or falls apart - she can fix it like McGiver

All those tournaments and cups, she's a weekend warrior driver

She takes it all in stride, rolling eyes and shoulder shrugs

and those test the limit attitudes that teenagers just love

She pays the bills and buys the food and shops and cleans and plans.

All those dirty socks and smelly cleats, they just don't stand a chance.   

 (Chorus)

(Bridge)  You are amazing. You’re so trailblazing. You are a shining star… 

                                                                                                                                       AM  C  AM  C  AM  C  G  C

                In this dim – lit world of ours.    Dum, Da Da Da Da Dum, Da Dum Da Da Da Da Dum

                Dum, Da Da Da Da Da Da, Da Dum Da Da Da Dum

Go back upstairs and change your clothes cause you look like a flusey

Now she's spreadin on the Jiff -- that's because she is so choosy

An art collection's on the fridge with some pics that are special

Her week is all planned out, you can see it on the schedule.

Soccer dads we know you're out there, you're doin a bang up job

But nobody can multitask like a soccer mom.

(Chorus) (without Dum Da)  Then  (Chorus)